Re: [asa] How to Waste Your Theological Education

From: David Clounch <david.clounch@gmail.com>
Date: Wed Nov 11 2009 - 20:36:57 EST

Murray,

May I suggest one more?

"Don't study materialism to examine it's tenets. And definitely pay no
attention to how weak it's arguments are. Instead just let the world tell
you it is valid. Then hide the fact you accept this conclusion without
having done any critical analysis. Instead focus on the weaknesses of
non-materialistic religions, interpreting these through the lens of
materialism. Talk spiritually so nobody can detect what you have done. Lead
a discussion group. Take a job as a cleric."

On Wed, Nov 11, 2009 at 11:08 PM, Murray Hogg <muzhogg@netspace.net.au>wrote:

> Hi all,
>
> I stumbled across this whilst doing some preliminary research on editions
> of Calvin's 'Institutes'.
>
> I thought it helpful material for reflection - at least for those who think
> their own theological reflections might benefit from critical
> self-reflection.
>
> Note: I'm not inferring anything about anybody with this - personally I
> found it a helpful devotional piece - others can do with it as they will;
>
> <cite>
>
> How to Waste Your Theological Education
> Posted on May 14, 2008 by Derek
>
> 1. Cultivate pride by writing only to impress your professors instead of
> writing to better understand and more clearly communicate truth.
>
> 2. Perfect the fine art of corner-cutting by not really researching for a
> paper but instead writing your uneducated and unsubstantiated opinions and
> filling them in with strategically placed footnotes.
>
> 3. Mistake the amount of education you receive with the actual knowledge
> you obtain. Keep telling yourself, ďIíll really start learning this stuff
> when I do my Th.M or my Ph.D.Ē
>
> 4. Nurture an attitude of superiority, competition, and condescension
> toward fellow seminary students. Secretly speak ill of them with friends and
> with your spouse.
>
> 5. Regularly question the wisdom and competency of your professors. Find
> ways to disrespect your professors by questioning them publicly in class and
> by trying to make them look foolish.
>
> 6. Neglect personal worship, Bible reading and prayer.
>
> 7. Donít evangelize your neighbors.
>
> 8. Practice misquoting and misrepresenting positions and ideas you donít
> agree with. Be lazy and donít attempt to understand opposing views; instead,
> nurse your prejudices and exalt your opinions by superficial reading and
> listening.
>
> 9. Give your opinion as often as possible Ė especially in class. Ask
> questions that show off your knowledge instead of questions that demonstrate
> a genuine inquiry.
>
> 10. Speak of heretical movements, teachers, and doctrine with an air of
> disdain and levity.
>
> 11. Find better things to do than serve in your local church.
>
> 12. Fill your life with questionable movies, television, internet, and
> music.
>
> 13. Set aside fellowship and accountability with fellow brothers in Christ.
>
> 14. Let your study of divine things become dull, boring, lifeless, and
> mundane.
>
> 15. Chip away at your integrity by signing your schoolís covenant and then
> breaking it under the delusion that, ďThose rules are legalistic anyway.Ē
>
> 16. Donít read to learn; read only to refute what you believe is wrong.
>
> 17. Convince yourself that you already know all this stuff.
>
> 18. Just study. Donít exercise, spend time with your family, or work.
>
> 19. Save major papers for the last possible moment so that you can ensure
> that you donít really learn anything by writing them.
>
> 20. Donít waste your time forming friendships with your professors and
> those older and wiser than you.
>
> 21. Make the mistake of thinking that your education guarantees your
> success in ministry.
>
> 22. Donít study devotionally. Youíll never make it as a big time scholar if
> you do that. Scholars need to be cool, detached, and unbiased Ė certainly
> not Jesus freaks.
>
> 23. Day dream about future opportunities to the point that you get nothing
> out of your current opportunity to learn Godís Word.
>
> 24. Do other things while in class instead of listening Ė like homework,
> scheduling, letter-writing, and email.
>
> 25. Spend more time blogging than studying.
>
> 26. Avoid chapel and other opportunities for corporate worship.
>
> 27. Argue angrily with those who donít see things your way. Whatever you
> do, donít read and meditate on II Timothy 2:24-26 and James 3:13-18 as you
> prepare for ministry.
>
> 28. Set your hopes on an easy, cushy pastorate for when you graduate.
> Determine now not to obey God when he calls you to serve in a difficult
> church.
>
> 29. Look forward to the day when you wonít have to concern yourself with
> all this theology and when you will be able to just ďpreach Jesus.Ē
>
> 30. Forget that your primary responsibility is care for your family through
> provision, shepherding, and leadership.
>
> 31. Master Calvin, Owen, and Edwards, but not the Law, Prophets, and
> Apostles.
>
> 32. Gain knowledge in order to merely teach others. Donít expend the effort
> it takes to deal with your own heart.
>
> 33. Pick apart your pastorís sermons every week. Only point out his
> mistakes and his poor theological reasoning so you donít have to be
> convicted by anything he says.
>
> 34. Protect yourself from real fellowship by only talking about theology
> and never about your personal spiritual issues, sin, and struggles.
>
> 35. Comfort yourself with the delusion that you will start seriously
> dealing with sin as soon as you become a pastor; right now itís not really
> that big a deal.
>
> 36. Donít serve the poor, visit the sick, or care for widows and orphans Ė
> save that stuff for the uneducated, non-seminary trained, lay Christians.
>
> 37. Keep telling yourself that you want to preach, but donít ever seek
> opportunities to preach, especially at local rescue missions and nursing
> homes. Wait until your church candidacy to preach your first sermon.
>
> 38. Let envy keep you from profiting from sermons preached by fellow
> students.
>
> 39. Resent behind-the-scenes, unrecognized service. Only serve in areas
> where you are sure you will receive praise and accolades.
>
> 40. Appear spiritual and knowledgeable at all costs. Donít let others see
> your imperfections and ignorance, even if it means you have to lie.
>
> 41. Love books and theology and ministry more than the Lord Jesus Christ.
>
> 42. Let your passion for the gospel be replaced by passion for complex
> doctrinal speculation.
>
> 43. Become angry, resentful and devastated when you receive something less
> than an A.
>
> 44. Let your excitement for ministry increase or decrease in direct
> proportion to the accolades or criticisms you receive from your professors.
>
> 45. Donít really try to learn the languages Ė let Bible Works do all the
> work for you.
>
> </cite>
>
> Source:
> http://fromthestudy.com/2008/05/14/how-to-waste-your-theological-education/
>
> Blessings,
> Murray
>
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