Re: [asa] Re: (Santa?) [christians_in_science] Brilliant article by Dawkins

From: David Clounch <>
Date: Wed Aug 26 2009 - 00:04:35 EDT

You are all off your rockers.
Since I tend toward zen buddhism and the god with many arms I am going to
claim that god is actually ambidextrous. Obviously god did not make the
universe nor did he design nature because had he done so all physical
matter would be racemic (consist of equal amounts of left handed and right
handed particles). If you chant properly you will come to the enlightened
(but independent) conclusion that electrons spin in both directions

And speaking of Libya and chiral peanut farming, (I mean screwy
agriculture) I told Steve Pawlenty that if his brother were to be elected
vice-president (and later president) then he (Steve) would be the Billy
Carter of the 21st century and he really should just leave the country now
while the getting is good. Oddly enough the very next week he did leave the
country - and I began to worry he knew something I didn't. I learned later
it was for a long planned carribean cruise and second honeymoon.

On Tue, Aug 25, 2009 at 5:26 PM, <> wrote:

> Quoting Ted Davis <>:
> > On the other hand, I think we can be confident that God is left-handed
> (the
> > fact that I am also is, I assure you, independent of this conclusion) and
> is
> > almost certainly a fan of the Boston Red Sox and the Chicago Cubs.
> (That's
> > one reason why the Cubs didn't get to the World Series in one of the
> recent
> > years when the Saux did -- God wouldn't have known what to do. Thus, in
> one
> > memorable instance, God intervened through the glove of a fan near the
> foul
> > line in Wrigley Field. This relates to theodicy as well, but I'll leave
> that
> > out for now.)
> >
> > Ted
> >
> The above paragraph demonstrates beyond any reasonable intelligent doubt
> that
> Ted is off his rocker. Anybody with half a brain knows that God is really
> right-handed. Why else would there be *right*-hand rules built into
> electromagnetics or gyroscopic inertias? I assure you in my own unbiased
> assessment (completely independently of my own right-handedness) that we
> should
> be teaching kids these specific facts in our public schools.
> Also --since God is obviously right-handed it does mean, Ted, that you
> aren't
> made in the image of God, like we righties are. You really ought to have
> that
> lefty stuff looked at; maybe they have medications for it by now.
> (and just in case someone peeks in and thinks any of this was serious,
> well,
> --please get in contact with me. I have some money tied up in Libya that I
> would like to get moved to a bank in America. All I need is your credit
> card
> number...)
> --Merv
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