Re: [asa] Re: (Santa?) [christians_in_science] Brilliant article by Dawkins

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Date: Tue Aug 25 2009 - 18:26:46 EDT

Quoting Ted Davis <>:

> On the other hand, I think we can be confident that God is left-handed (the
> fact that I am also is, I assure you, independent of this conclusion) and is
> almost certainly a fan of the Boston Red Sox and the Chicago Cubs. (That's
> one reason why the Cubs didn't get to the World Series in one of the recent
> years when the Saux did -- God wouldn't have known what to do. Thus, in one
> memorable instance, God intervened through the glove of a fan near the foul
> line in Wrigley Field. This relates to theodicy as well, but I'll leave that
> out for now.)
> Ted

The above paragraph demonstrates beyond any reasonable intelligent doubt that
Ted is off his rocker. Anybody with half a brain knows that God is really
right-handed. Why else would there be *right*-hand rules built into
electromagnetics or gyroscopic inertias? I assure you in my own unbiased
assessment (completely independently of my own right-handedness) that we should
be teaching kids these specific facts in our public schools.

Also --since God is obviously right-handed it does mean, Ted, that you aren't
made in the image of God, like we righties are. You really ought to have that
lefty stuff looked at; maybe they have medications for it by now.

(and just in case someone peeks in and thinks any of this was serious, well,
--please get in contact with me. I have some money tied up in Libya that I
would like to get moved to a bank in America. All I need is your credit card


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