FYI: Intelligent falling theory refutes law of Gravity

From: I. W. <iain@yahukimo.holuwon.com>
Date: Sun Aug 21 2005 - 19:51:09 EDT

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Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent
Falling' Theory

The Onion News, 8-17-05
http://www.onion.com/news/index.php?issue=4133&n=2

KANSAS CITY, KS---Scientists from the Evangelical Center For Faith-
Based
Reasoning are now asserting that the "theory of gravity" is flawed,
and they have responded with a new Theory of Intelligent Falling.

"Things fall not because they are acted upon by some gravitational
force, but because a higher intelligence is pushing them down,"
said
Gabriel Burdett, who holds degrees in applied Scripture and physics
from Oral Roberts University.

The ECFR is calling for public-school curriculums to give equal
time
to the Intelligent Falling theory. They insist they are not asking
that the theory of gravity be banned from schools, but only that
students be offered both sides of the issue "so they can make an
informed decision."

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