Here's some mirth for all to enjoy. I know I;ve seen this list somewhere else, so it's either plaigerised or someones really slow on the uptake at the Washington Post.
Each year the Washington Post's Style Invitational asks readers to take any word
from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter and
supply a new definition. Here are the 2001 winners:
Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it
was your money to start with.
Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who
doesn't get it.
Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease (this one got extra credit).
Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad
vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious
Glibido: All talk and no action.
Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at
Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
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