Fear not--as long as there is a corresponding increase in levity.
Joy to all!
Dick Fischer wrote:
> Walt Hicks wrote:
> You should all be advised that I finally have empirical
> evidence that the Force of Gravity has been rapidly
> increasing in the last decade. The factual evidence (data)
> is the Annual Christmas Tree Event at tour household. Each
> year, I put up and then take down an artificial Christmas
> tree. I tote it up from the basement in December and bring
> it back down in January. For years now, it has become
> increasingly obvious that it gains weight each year. I
> really had to huff and puff to get in upstairs this year.
> Now we all know that mass is conserved (There are no nuclear
> reactions taking place in our home.). Therefore, the only
> valid conclusion is that the Force of Gravity (on Earth) is
> This fact is also confirmed by my indicated weight on the
> household scale as time progresses. How will we, as
> Scientists, deal with this valid DATA? Does it have any
> religious significance?
> Yes, you have found a valid explanation for a floating axe head.
> Merry Christmas to all!
> Dick Fischer - The Origins Solution - www.orisol.com
> "The answer we should have known about 150 years ago"
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