Re: Increase In Gravity

From: Dan Eumurian (
Date: Tue Dec 25 2001 - 11:00:20 EST

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    Fear not--as long as there is a corresponding increase in levity.
    Joy to all!

    Dan Eumurian

    Dick Fischer wrote:
    > Walt Hicks wrote:
    > You should all be advised that I finally have empirical
    > evidence that the Force of Gravity has been rapidly
    > increasing in the last decade. The factual evidence (data)
    > is the Annual Christmas Tree Event at tour household. Each
    > year, I put up and then take down an artificial Christmas
    > tree. I tote it up from the basement in December and bring
    > it back down in January. For years now, it has become
    > increasingly obvious that it gains weight each year. I
    > really had to huff  and puff to get in upstairs this year.
    > Now we all know that mass is conserved (There are no nuclear
    > reactions taking place in our home.). Therefore, the only
    > valid conclusion is that the Force of Gravity (on Earth) is
    > increasing!!!!
    > This fact is also confirmed by my indicated weight on the
    > household scale as time progresses. How will we, as
    > Scientists,  deal with this valid DATA? Does it have any
    > religious significance?
    > Yes, you have found a valid explanation for a floating axe head.
    > Merry Christmas to all!
    > Dick Fischer - The Origins Solution -
    > "The answer we should have known about 150 years ago"

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