I'd like to share with you this momentous insight I
had yesterday evening, after thoughtful consideration
of the number of toes in my left foot, and how it is
exactly the same as in my right foot. The number 5 is
significantly larger than Planck's constant, h (6.6262
x 10^-34 J-s). However, since Plank showed that that
the energy of an oscillator of frequency v is
quantised, and the number of toes in my foot is also
discrete, I conclude that Hammond's SPOG is wrong.
This is not surprising at this point, since any idiot
could have seen that. In its place, I would like to
present the SCIENTIFIC PROOF THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT
WHAT HAMMOND SAYS (SPTNCAWHS).
Now, serious. Hammond, nobody on this list cares about
what you say, particularly your SPOG. Nobody here
thinks that it is of any use. We are not qualified to
understand it anyways, according to you. So, why do
you waste your valuable time with us? Why don't you
spend this time trying to publish your SPOG in a
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