A hydrogen atom lost its electron and went to the police station to file
a missing electron report.
He was questioned by the police:
"Haven't you just misplaced it somewhere? Are you sure that your electron
is really lost?"
"I'm positive." replied the atom.
Burgy (John Burgeson)
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