Changing Lightbulbs

John W. Burgeson (
Wed, 25 Jun 1997 12:05:13 -0400

Thought you'd like this recent contribution
to my Compuserve forum:

Subj: Changing Lightbulbs Section: Religious Humor
To: Burgy (SL5 & 14), 73531,1501 Sunday, June 22, 1997 9:01:16 PM
From: Jenny A, 103305,1526 #79478

How many Presbyterian ministers does it take to change a light bulb?


One changes the light bulb, but only after another nine have certified that
he has "observed fidelity and chastity in all relationships of life" --
and hasn't inserted the light bulb into any unapproved socket.