Subj: Changing Lightbulbs Section: Religious Humor
To: Burgy (SL5 & 14), 73531,1501 Sunday, June 22, 1997 9:01:16 PM
From: Jenny A, 103305,1526 #79478
How many Presbyterian ministers does it take to change a light bulb?
One changes the light bulb, but only after another nine have certified that
he has "observed fidelity and chastity in all relationships of life" --
and hasn't inserted the light bulb into any unapproved socket.